Kenny, I would have baked you a 
but even if I had, you wouldn't have been able to eat it. You just live to damn far away.
I would also givenyou a birthday 
but you just live to darn far away.
I may have even given you 
but you just live to darn far away.
But what I can do, is wish you the Happiest of birthdays. You sure are one nice guy. 
To bad we live so far away. I would take you out to celebrate. We would have a blast. Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!
I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.