Watchtower Covers We'd Like To See...

by TimeBandit 6 Replies latest social humour

  • TimeBandit
    TimeBandit

    This thread is a repository for anyone to submit a Watchtower parody they've created. Feel free to add your take on the Watchtower. I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with. Here's a Watchtower parody I made for fun...

    Something that used to really irk me when I was a JW was being told by the BoRg that following popular fads was tantamount to being part of the 'world'. Young brothers were discouraged at every turn from getting popular haircuts and such. It always seemed hypocritical that the ' old farts ' in the congregation did the very same thing they discouraged us from doing regarding popular hair styles. It is a FAD for old farts in the congregation (often elders) who are going bald to style their hair in a comb over. Old farts all around the planet follow this tremendously popular style, including JWs....It's about time someone spoke out against the hypocrites! Who the hell do they think they're fooling any damn way? So here's a WT cover I designed to address this timely issue.

    Chris-

  • 3Mozzies
    3Mozzies

    Hahaha good one Chris

    There was this one elder who had such a bad comb over that when it was windy, his hair stood upright about 7-8 inches!

    Here are some Watchtower / Awake covers I have created:

    https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1884462245774.85539.1667926132&type=3

    3M

  • 3Mozzies
    3Mozzies

    Here are two:

    Not all JW parties are this boring but I have been to a few that were.

    The more 'spiritual' the host the more boring the party!

  • sethah
    sethah

    why all this fucking behaviours done in the kingdom hall its a shame

  • linuxbob
    linuxbob

    I've been to jw parties and it does feel like someone died.

  • glenster
  • TimeBandit
    TimeBandit

    I totally forgot to credit Chris Fugue for the thread idea. He's a real photoshop guru and has a thread with the same title on another forum. I figured we could get some fresh ideas for wt covers in a different forum. I truly meant to credit him in the first post, but It slipped my mind. Just thought I'd mention that.

    Chris-

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