I've been seeing this shy girl for about 6 months and we've fallen completely head over heels for each but the thing is she's a JW. Her father is bitterly opposed to our relationship and when i tried to ask his permission for his daughter's hand in marriage, he said no, not until i get a 14 incher. I was devastated cos i loved her so much and she was the only woman that really understood me. I considered getting a 14 incher but my friends say no, i shouldn't even go anywhere near it. I consulted numerous surgeons in the field of penal surgery and they all say its is technically possible but it will set me back $10,000 and health insurance didn't cover it. After careful consideration, i have opted for surgery and tomorrow the surgeon will attempt to take an inch off.
any lengths for a JW girl?
by edster 8 Replies latest jw friends
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edster
just kidding fellas
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orangefatcat
Boy you are some prick!!!!
PROCRASTINATION IS THE THIEF OF TIME!!
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2SYN
Stop being such a DICK!
If you're for real, find yourself another girl. Dub chyqz have caused many men on this board endless grief, so don't become another statistic. Instead, go out into the world and find someone who can look at it without blinkers on, someone who can think for themself. I guarantee you will have a better relationship with this person, because A) their religion won't get in the way, and B) you'll be able to do all sorts of naughty things to each other without either party feeling guilty about it!
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
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SixofNine
*note to self: cancel S. African leg of comedy tour*
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KenUK
ed... you talking hight again...
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plmkrzy
edster You should change your handle from edster to "WANKER"
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jerome
OMG i'm a statistic....
And i thought this type of thing was rare.
14 inches that should be a hard one to swallow...
The Bible is a two edged sword wield it for evil and it you may get hurt.