by minimus 8 Replies latest jw friends
I get a kick out of how after an earnest prayer to Jehovah that a missimg thing can be found. My mom told me she was looking for a certain publication, couldn't find it and earnestly prayed to Jehovah God and lo and behold, she found it!!!
When I told my girlfriend about this miracle, she exclaimed, "It's just like when I pray to Saint Anthony! He always helps me to find things too!"
Damn... I find when I am looking for something in an enclosed , limited area I sometimes can't find it either, but then I do find the thing I am intending to find too.... Maybe god does exist and loves me and cares about me finiding my porn memory stick....
P.s. I REALLY dont have a porn USB stick... (the internet is so much easier)
For some unexplained reason, you always find stuff in the last place you look, too.
St. Anthony is a specialist. Jehovah is a generalist. I curse myself when I lose items. If I am with a group of people, I call upon St. Anthony, half in jest. St. Anthony has a much better track record for me than Jehovah. I never call upon Jehovah b/c I believe he is more demonic than demons. What scares me is the intensity of Jehovah in my inner thoughts after decades of leaving the WT.
It was funny because my gf does pray to Saint Anthony and does find things. You gotta love those saints! (and Jehovah too).
My mother is an incredible fan of st.Anthony she swears that he has found countless misplaced items. He's a busy guy i guess.
Or maybe like George Carlin praying to Jow Pesci?
I have found it bad luck to pray to Jehovah, particularly to thank him for anything or to express any faith that he will take care of a matter. At which point, he feels free to welsh on his promise to fix something or to discontinue whatever you give him thanks for.
Better to pray to Satan. You might still not get what you want. But at least you will not give that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag the pleasure of getting the praise, and then not delivering the goods.
I'll bet if you prayed to a mug of beer you'd get the same results.
