Door Signs to Prevent Certain Knocks

Patty Cake

I have not put either of these on my apartment door, yet (amazingly, no JW's knocks here), but thought I'd share these signs I made. Sorry they're fussy, didn't want to upload huge images.
Found Sheep
ziddina

HAWWW!!!
LOVE it!!!
ziddina

BUMP!!!
snakeface

I have actually seen small signs on some houses that said, "No Jehovah's Witnesses". We treated them as a Do Not Call; we'd simply leave ASAP.
Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

I would love to see a sign that said:
BEWARE OF DOG
It is trained to
attack watchtowers
in over 190 languages
TimeBandit

Here's one I made a while back.
ziddina

Haw haw haw haw!!!!
I wanna see signs that say:
Unattended [by angels] Jehovah's Witnesses
will be given Smurfs and an Oija board
And....
Rational Humanist lives here
No Bronze-Age Middle-Eastern mythology
Allowed on premises
ex360shipper

these are great! My two large dogs in my yard are my "No Soliciting" signs.