Which is worse? Watching porn or the history of Jehovah's Witnesses on Youtube

usualusername

This is a serious question.

I watch porn as much as the next man but recently stumbled on the history of Jehovah's Witnesses. I was expecting it to be apostate but sadly it was not. Normally I would just turn it off but now I am hooked.

Am I a bad person?

Someone help me.

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TOTH

Porn is like manna from heaven. ANYTHING wt is unfit for human consumption! LOL

finally awake

Better cleanse your mind with some dirty midget porn.

tallguy345

I'd say it's a tie. Finding out about pyramidology early in WT history gave me abit of a stiffy.

biometrics

The funny thing is I know brothers busted for serious porn habits and they didn't even get public reproof. Yet if you get caught with almost ANY material about the JWs history (inlcuding seeking older publications) you'll be DF'd for sure, most likely labeled with the big 'A' (for apostate).

The only exception is if you have the latest 'official' JW history (no more than 10 years old).

slimboyfat

Nonsense biometrics.

mP

What about breasts or being hung like a horse and sex in the Bible ?

I wonder why the WTS never gets their artists busy to draw up some complementary pictures for the scriptures below.. If they did these would be the best selling W and A! in history.

http://www.watchtower.org/e/bible/ca/chapter_001.htm
“To a mare of mine in the chariots of Phar´aoh I have likened you, O girl companion of mine. Your cheeks are comely among the hair braids, your neck in a string of beads. Circlets of gold we shall make for you, along with studs of silver.”
http://www.watchtower.org/e/bible/ca/chapter_004.htm
Your two breasts are like two young ones, the twins of a female gazelle, that are feeding among the lilies.”
Your skin is a paradise of pomegranates, with the choicest fruits, henna plants along with spikenard plants; spikenard and saffron, cane and cinnamon, along with all sorts of trees of frankincense, myrrh and aloes, along with all the finest perfumes; [and] a spring of gardens, a well of fresh water, and trickling streams from Leb´a·non. Awake, O north wind, and come in, O south wind. Breathe upon my garden. Let its perfumes trickle.”
“Let my dear one come into his garden and eat its choicest fruits.”

Pomegranates are a euphemism for a womans naughty bits in ancient poetry.

http://www.apocalipsis.org/oralsex.htm

http://www.watchtower.org/e/bible/eze/chapter_023.htm
And they began to prostitute themselves in Egypt. In their youth they committed prostitution. There their breasts were squeezed, and there they pressed the bosoms of their virginity
And she kept lusting in the style of concubines belonging to those whose fleshly member is as the fleshly member of male asses and whose genital organ is as the genital organ of male horses. And you continued calling attention to the loose conduct of your youth by the pressing of your bosoms from Egypt onward, for the sake of the breasts of your youth.

biometrics

@slimboyfat

Maybe it was different where you're from? A brother I knew mentioned the CTR pyramid measurements (for 1914) to others, then questioned about obvious subliminals in the literature (Revelaion red book, and older Watchtowers). He was disfellowshipped shortly after that.

mP

@slim

the WTS cant have the truth about their lies of their past history coming out!

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

From the WTBT$ standpoint history is far more damaging than porn.

Besides, the punishment for porn is less severe because most elders are probably doing a little recreational viewing too.

Which is worse? Watching porn or the history of Jehovah's Witnesses on Youtube

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