obves- if you are genuine give all your possessions to charity because armageddon is coming

by mP 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • mP
    mP

    stop telling everyone your proofs if you your self are shy of commitment. show some faith and give everything to charity.

  • Kojack57
    Kojack57

    Mp: You are speaking the gospel! The site that is strictly for J.W.'s that has been covertly infiltrated by some of us, someone posted that they wondered what the announcement at the special talk after the memorial would be. Some jdubs think they are going to announce that the great tribulation has begun. LOL !! They will be surprised its all about magazine shrinkage.

    I would be more than happy if they think the end is near to relieve those idiots of ALL their worldly possessions.

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    He can't stop mP....he's on a mission from God...

    Look! He's already given away his pants!!!

  • mP
    mP

    he may be on a mission from papa smurf but faith w/out actions is meaningless.

  • NOLAW
    NOLAW

    Isn't the Watchtower registered in England and other countries as a charity?

    So go give everything to them and follow me on the streets.

    Thanks mP for the nice advice!

    NOLAW

  • mP
    mP

    nolaw

    it doesnt matter if the wts is a charity or is not. im not charity but if anyone wants to give e a million ill happily pay tac, afyer its not everyday youget something for nothing. either way ow can the wts complain.?

  • Bungi Bill
    Bungi Bill

    Good idea:

    - There is that saying "How about putting your money where your mouth is".

    - That would be the acid test of how much faith he has in his own ravings!

    Bill.

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

    Look at his mouth, that might not be such a good idea.

    And if you are being a really good witless you've got nothing to give anyway, 'cause your dirt poor; that is unless charities are running low on mop buckets and dirty rags.

  • biometrics
    biometrics

    I would be more than happy if they think the end is near to relieve those idiots of ALL their worldly possessions.

    What would that be:- A car from the 1990s, a bucket, squeegee, briefcase and five suits.

  • Bungi Bill
    Bungi Bill

    The Witless who turned up at my door yesterday morning arrived in a nice looking SUV:

    - he could give that to me, I wouldn't protest (as long as he keeps up the Hire Purchase payments himself!).

    Anyway, has OBVES-ly Demented ever claimed to be a JW? Not to my knowledge.

    Bill.

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