Q: How many JWs does it take to .... figure out the meaning of the word "Generation"?
A: No one knows. They've had millions of people working on it for about a century and they still haven't figured it out yet!!!!
How many JWs does it take to ....
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Q. How many witnesses does it take for there to be a crime?
A. 3 witnesses - 1 to commit the crime and 2 to witness it* **
*unless it's the governing body in which case they are innocent of any crime - please speak to the legal department for clarification
**any crime committed by a witness would be on an entirely voluntary basis and would not be acting on behalf of the WBTS in any way - even if following our strict instrustions using our procedures in a manor we had taught them from infancy while they were reporting regularly to us
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How many JWs does it take to ...
...screw in a light bulb?
... What does the Watchtower say?
... distribute its publications?
All of them.
... write them?
None of them.
... filll up the anointed class?
Who's counting?