ive been thinking the problem is jws look like everyone else. this makes it too easy for them to merge or forget they are different. jw kids with long pointy hats cant run or play w/ worldly kids. if you always wear pointy hats you cant fornicate or do oral sex . the pointy hats im thinking of are the long conical ones. i think this would really help. that hats could also habe msgs printed on them for others to read. its a win-win idea. sny takers ?
wts radical update - all must wear pointy long hats with strings at the top.
by mP 8 Replies latest jw friends
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Knowsnothing
What about being confused with birthday partiers?
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Morbidzbaby
@knowsnothing, if the hats are long and pointed enough, they would look more like the dunces they are
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mP
knows
im not sure about that one. hopefully birthdays will change. its no fun wearing the same pointy hat as those funless jws. maybe both can coexist like easter and the memorial.
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finally awake
If you can't manage to fornicate or have oral sex while wearing a big pointy hat, you aren't very motivated. I bet I could figure out a way to do both in less than a minute.
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mP
perhaps my exaggerations promise too much, but at least the thought and purity of the hats remains in tact and virgin. virgins with the hat remains virgins in the mind and sex playnthings of the lord with thenbig hat.
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ziddina
Crap...
The Watchtower Corporation could sell advertising space on the pointy hats, to generate more revenue$$$$...
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cuckoo in the nest
Anything like this..?
Go sit in the corner, dumbass
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Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
What's it going to hurt? Witless kids are already laughing stalks that stick out like a sore thumb.
The constant bullying and utter weirdness are already chasing them away from the borg, why not make them a pariah and just push'em over the edge into going postal?
