What would we do, if everyone showed up that we invited to the Memorial?

Sorry, hit the enter button too soon. Just attended our memorial meeting. We were really packed. There was all those family members that showed up just to please the family member that was regular. We did our bit to welcome them. Some Return Visits showed up, and some didn't. I got to wondering as we covered about 80 % of our territory with invites. What would we do if all 40,000 showed up?

finally awake

I don't know what would happen, but I'd pay good money to watch that 3 ring circus.

talesin

More wine? There would most likely be a lot of 'partakers' ....

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TOTH

More wine! LOL

I can see the elders with the garden hose filling up empty wine bottles and praying over them like rabid chimps trying to turn the water into wine...LOL I know, I have a strange imagination.

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

I would love it if someone could organize a large group (1000 +) to attend one single hall for a couple of years so that by the third year the conned-green-nation would feel the need to rent a place; then inform everyone in on the gag not to show up that year.

Three good thing would come of this, first they would look like fools, second they will have "wasted" money on a local venue and third this will help the local economy instead of lining wash-towels pockets (where the money would have been set).