How's The Governing Body Going 2 Save Jehovah's Witnesses From Alien Invasion?!!

by mind blown 13 years ago 9 Replies latest 13 years ago jw friends

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  mind blown 13 years ago

  Forget go to bags!

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  wha happened? 13 years ago

  aluminum foil passed out at the meetings to place on one's head

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  00DAD 13 years ago

  Holy Spirit. Put the blood of a freshly slaughtered lamb on your doorpost. That'll keep 'em out!

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  Disillusioned Lost-Lamb 13 years ago

  Were gonna need a lot of foil; remember we're supposed to put on the complete suit of armor.

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  Star tiger 13 years ago

  Hi,

  I'd take my chances with aliens against religionists, at least they don't put any preconditions on survival, they'd just destroy us not give us any faith in an afterlife, lol!

  R egards,

  Star Tiger

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  anezthy 13 years ago

  I volunteer to fly the captured alien ship to the Pleiades Constellation, dock with the Alien "Mother" chariot and upload the JWN virus while firing the nuclear weapon at the Seraphim supervising the invasion. Once this is done, I'll smoke my cigar as the Fat Lady signs goodbye and farewell and while flying back to earth listen to John Lennon's "Imagine".... seems easy enough.

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  shepherd 13 years ago

  They will say violence is wrong. They will say they don't take sides. Then they will promptly make use of whatever services the government provides for their safety, including military personnel and resources, and justify the hypocricy somehow in a way all JWs will immediately accept.

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  3Mozzies 13 years ago

  I'm happy for Aliens to take over, as long as they get rid of the Watchtower Corp 1st!

  

  3M

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  mind blown 13 years ago

  Opps! I spoke too soon! I guess the GB has a plan aleady in place...... For the life of me how do I find this whacky stuff

  http://www.ufowatchtower.com/

  

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  yadda yadda 2 13 years ago

  JW's wont even notice being anally probed by aliens because they've been bending over and taking it up the *cough* for donkeys years anyway.

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