Bill Maher makes JW joke

by undercover 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • undercover
    undercover

    I tired to find a YouTube clip of this but couldn't.... but anyway, on Real Time a couple of weeks ago, during his opening monologue, Bill Maher was talking about the Trayvon Martin/Zimmerman deal and he made mention of Florida's "stand your ground" law, which allows an individual more leeway in using deadly force to defend against what they percieve as a threat to self or property.

    Going by memory, so I may not have the quote exactly correct but basically he joked, "Good thing they don't have "stand your ground" here (California). My front lawn would be littered with Jehovah's Witnesses"

  • NewChapter
    NewChapter

    I saw that, LOL, and rewound it to hear it again.

    NC

  • designs
    designs

    Reminded me of the old Johnny Carson Tonight show.

    'It was almost as rare as someone inviting a Jehovah's Witness into their home' baddabing!

  • Giordano
    Giordano

    I invited a JW into my home the other day, sat him down and asked him what he wanted to tell me. There was a long pause and he said "I don't know I've never gotten this far before!"

  • panhandlegirl
    panhandlegirl

    I remember Johnny Carson relating one time that a JW had asked him "Have you ever head of the "GREAT CROWD?" He answered "Yes, that's why I left New York."

  • TOTH
    TOTH

    A Jehovah's Witness came to my door and asked me if I want to live in a paradise earth. I said, "Not if I have to live with a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses!" -A comedian whose name I cannot recall

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    Funny shit..

  • Mr. Falcon
    Mr. Falcon

    a little pee slipped out. Good Ole Maher.

  • flipper
    flipper

    Pretty funny Undercover . Thanks for posting it

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

    Saw it and and had quite a good giggle.

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