by orangefatcat 6 Replies latest jw friends
SUPER QUIZ
1. HOW DO YOU GET OFF A NONSTOP FLIGHT?
2. DO FISH GET THIRSTY?
3. WHY DON'T SHEEP SHRINK WHEN IT RAINS?
4. CAN YOU BUY A COMPLETE CHESS SET AT A PAWN SHOP?
5. WHY ARE WRONG NUMBERS NEVER BUSY?
6. WHY DO THEY STERILIZE NEEDLES FOR LETHAL INJECTIONS?
7. WHY DON'T THEY SELL MOUSE-FLAVOURED CAT FOOD?
8. IS IS OK TO USE THE AM RADIO IN THE AFTERNOON?
9. DID ADAM AND EVE HAVE BELLY BUTTONS?
PROCRASTINATION IS THE THIEF OF TIME!!
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?
Who put the 'bop' in the bopshoobopdoobop?
Why is my dinger so short?
1. The definition of a non-stop flight is a flight that doesn't make intermediate stops, so at the beginning and end people still enter and leave the plane.
2. No, a fish cannot get thirsty, because the mucus sheaths in their throats never become dry enough to send the 'thirsty' signals to their brains.
3. The process that wool goes through before being put in clothes makes it shrink. Also, sheep are never placed in tumble dryers.
4. Of course you can.
5. Statistically, very few phone numbers are ever busy.
6. All needles are normally sterilized at the factory where they are made, seeing as how the factory assumes they are all going to be used for medicinal purposes.
7. Because mice are not the exclusive food of cats, and they surely would sell mouse-flavoured catfood if cats liked the flavour, but legions of researchers have proved otherwise, so the food is flavoured to taste like what cats like the most, which is not mouse at all.
8. Duh.
9. If you believe in the Biblical account of creation, then no, because the belly button is a bodily structure who's exclusive purpose is to provide needed nutrients etc to FOETUSES, not fully-grown humans. As such, they would have had smooth stomachs, like someone who's had plastic surgery there. If you don't believe in the Biblical account of creation, then it's obvious that Adam + Eve didn't exist in the first place, which means that the question is moot.
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The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
2 SYN are you a member of mensa or what?
or do u have too much time on your hands?
PROCRASTINATION IS THE THIEF OF TIME
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