Stupid Qoutes From Traveling Overseers! COs, DOs At Work!.

by Bubblegum Apotheosis 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Bubblegum Apotheosis
    Bubblegum Apotheosis

    When your Circuit or District Overseer spoke this statement "TURN AROUND AND BEHOLD YOUR LOYAL BROTHERS AND SISTERS, THEY ARE YOUR REAL FAMILY!"

    did you agree with him? Or wonder if something was wrong with yourself or your family? Did you feel out of place, if everyone is so happy, why I am feeling depressed, nervous or sick on Meeting Nights?

    Why do I feel like the Aunt or Uncle who is never invited to their little "love feasts"? Stuck on the phone with a crazy sheep, I could not provide any answer to her question, "Why are my kids never invited into the in-groups gatherings?" " I am a widow, and my boys need good association!" I shot myself in the foot "Your kids are better off not being there, those kids are not so wholesome" and she returned my sympathy by telling the brothers what I told her! "BA, REPORT TO BACK ROOM AFTER MEETING PLEASE!" "Why did you tell Sister Depressed her kids were better off not being invited to our gathering?"

    Sister Depressed is not the only one trying to choke down these "Muddy Waters Of Truth" some of the most outgoing elders in the Kingdom Halls are still lonely, stressed and sick. Sisters who put the needs of others are burned out and depressed and neglected by the insatiable needs of the Kingdom Hall.

    "IF YOU PLAY QUESTIONABLE VIDEO GAMES, YOU ARE BAD ASSOCIATION TO YOUR CONGREGATION!" The Overseers love to hammer teenagers, thinking their words would magically get through to non conforming minds!

    I think most teens bought "Call Of Duty, HALO, Grand Theft Auto" just to spite Brother W.

  • RayPublisher
    RayPublisher

    I knew a young elder that liked to play FPS shooters with other brothers in his hall. Someone saw what they were playing and that was it- the witchhunt began and he was hauled before the rest of the elder body because he was playing "violent video games" and they nearly deleted him over it.

    Of course the irony is that they didn't but he would have been better off if they had.

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    seeing double

    Threads, that is...

  • Bubblegum Apotheosis
    Bubblegum Apotheosis

    I still have not hit "10" threads at once like somebody we know! Sorry for the double thread, how did this happen? Sorry Ray and Steve, Zid, my bad!

  • Bubblegum Apotheosis
    Bubblegum Apotheosis

    @Z, Last night "Smiddy" hit 10, maybe higher I stopped counting, under the "beliefs" thread"

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Who the heck hit 10 threads at once?????

  • Fernando
    Fernando

    Elderette: "It is better to be wrong with the organisation, than right on your own."

    CO: "If it is not in harmony with divine teaching it is teaching of demons."

    Therefore Elderette + CO = "It is better to eat at the table of demons with the organisation, than at God's table on your own."

    Go figure...

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

    Sorry I don't remeber any, I try NOT to listen when they speak.

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    CO Jack Thomas:

    "If your husband slaps you up, that doesn't mean you go running to the elders."

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