These were posts on H20, but I thought they were cute!
Posted by Englishman [englishman] on January 18, 2001 at 03:57:12 {ix/QaLJOs6/CPYT8orz2hKm2./EYSw}:
I expect that this little poem has been posted before I joined H20.
It has always made me smile.....
"When God gave out brains,
I thought He said trains,
So I said I'd take the next one.
When God gave out looks,
I thought He said books,
And I didn't want any.
When God gave out noses,
I thought He said roses,
So I ordered a big red one.
When God gave out legs,
I thought He said kegs,
So I ordered two great big fat ones.
When God gave out ears,
I thought He said beers,
So I ordered two long ones.
When God gave out chins,
I thought He said gins,
So I said, "Give me a double."
God, am I a mess.
Englishman.
Posted by ozziepost [ozziepost] on January 18, 2001 at 05:13:17 {ix/QaLJOs69YN12uLq2s9J0RcwbHuo}:
Here's a contribution from downunder:
An elder was visiting a sister in his group, knocked at the front door of her home, but no answer. So he decided to leave a note letting her know of his call.
He took a card and on the back simply wrote:
" Revelation 3:20 ".
When he returned home, he went to his computer to check his e-mail and, to his surprise, there was an e-mail from the sister which simply stated: " Genesis 3:10 " !!!
G'day and goodnight,
Ozzie
Venice