Joke

by TOTH 7 Replies latest jw friends

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  TOTH

  A female friend sent me this. she said she PEEED when she read it the first time. I about did the same thing. I hope you laugh hard but don't pee...LOL

  JOKE

  I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few. I noticed two fairly large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them chirped: "It's Wales you friggin ' idiot!" So I imediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?". . . .

  Then the lights went out...............
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  usualusername

  I wanted laugh. But not enough............
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  ShirleyW

  I guess you and your female friend were a few drinks in when you two heard that joke . . . it ain't THAT funny but it's cute.
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  Phizzy

  Welsh girls are not all huge with tatttos and teeth missing and will punch your lights out, just some of......... ouch !
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  Kojack57

  That was a good joke!!! My wife and I got a good laugh. Thanks toth.

  Kojack
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  BreathoftheIndianNose

  As an extremly overweight lady resembling a whale, I find this very offensive.
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  TOTH

  Hi Breath, sorry you got offended. I'm 300 lbs myself...
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  apostatethunder

  Hi Toth, great joke.