New Witness DVD to combat "Smurfs" "Chucky" and other demonic dolls!! NO Smurfs in Halls campaign!

Witness 007

As the Governing body secret files shows here in Australia in the 1980's a Witness child brought his Smurf doll to the C.O's visit.....how shocked everyone was when the Smurf doll got up by itself and walked slowly towards the platform!!!!

Also "Chucky" and "Bride of Chucky" are classified by the Governing body as NON-FICTION movies, it's more like a documentary of what can and does happen.

To combat this the new DVD helps kids realize that Wizard dolls are demonic and very powerful and must be destroyed.

I personally Hail our brooklyn Overlords for their wisdom in scaring the crap out of kids around the world!!!

Black Sheep

Gargamel

Terror at the Kingdom Hall

breakfast of champions

I love JEFFRO's comment from the other thread. Just about perfect:

How it should have gone...

Mom: Is this toy magical?
Caleb: Not really. It's just a plastic toy. Magic isn't real, Mom.

...

Mom: ... So what do YOU think you should do with this toy?
Caleb: It's just a toy. But my friend spent his money to buy it. So I'll give it back to him and tell him you're scared of toy wizards.

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

Asinine, it’s just asinine.

edmond dantes

The first book I ever managed to read all the way through when I was a very small child was Alice in Wonderland and I loved it and I was really pleased with myself because I had read it all on my own without adult help . I am glad it was that book and not a Watchtower publication.

I went on to read Enid Blyton books such as The Far Away Tree and The Wishing Chair all very magical and I loved those stories full of elves and pixies and strange lands and the chair that sprouted wings stories of young children having adventures. Of course I knew they were only stories and harmless but brilliant for childrens imagination.

The Watchtower crap came later when I grew up.

mP

Wow, who would have thought those little smurfs would still be terrorising jehovahs kingdom today. Imagine if someone manufacturered them at twice the size, it would be armageddon.

On a serious note perhaps the problem is one of the characters is called azareal, which is yet another name for the forces of evil or Satan supposedly.

@jeffro

firstly calling a kid Caleb should also be banned, if names are an issue for JWs. Caleb = dog = male prostitute. Imagine that Joshuas right hand man is as his name suggests a male prostitute who enjoys other men for money. Somehow that name is fine, but plastic smurfs are not.