JWN Field Service Reports Please

by usualusername 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • usualusername
    usualusername

    The problem with JWN members and apostates is that everybody is doing there own thing.

    In order for us to bring down this cult we need to get more organised.

    As such I willingly volunteer to collect field services reports from you all:

    Details required

    Avatar name
    Hrs apostasising (include 4hrs a month if you have kids)
    Return visits
    Number of Sparlock posts

    And finally hrs spent on JWN.

    Thanks your loving secretary

    UUN

  • moggy lover
    moggy lover

    I don't have kids, but how many hours do I get for feeding the hungriest cat in Christendom?

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    Can we count in increments of 15 minutes for extenuating circumstances? Like apathy?

  • Fernando
    Fernando

    I might need a shepherding call as I have been a little inactive lately on JWN.

  • Kojack57
    Kojack57

    I should have my minimum of 10 hours and 5 return visits. So can I reach out now?

    Kojack

  • Kojack57
    Kojack57

    Oh 20 SPARLOCK visits!!!!

    Kojack

  • shopaholic
    shopaholic

    Don't have kids but I'll add 4 hours anyway. That should be enough to get me a part in the ApostaDrama.

  • cult classic
    cult classic

    That is so hilarious.

    Now please excuse me while I go make up some figures for my report.

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

    Are you gonna pay, I mean compensate any of us special apostaniers?

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