1. Christians are the worst example to follow if you want to be a Christian.
2. A Jewish truth: “When we poke fun at ourselves, it a joke. We anyone else does it, it’s anti-Semitism.” Or as Mel Brooks put it: “Drama is when I get a paper cut. Humor is when you fall down a manhole and die.”
3. Atheists are the only real evidence that God exists. If God wasn’t real, there would be no atheists in existence to claim that he wasn’t.
4. When the world comes to an end, Jehovah’s Witnesses will proudly tell everyone: “Told you it was coming!” Of course any group that says the world is going to end everyday, years before it happens is bound to get it right the day before it actually does. However that’s not the definition of a prophet; it’s the definition of a nag.