In presenting this musical drama, we recognize it is mere satire, and borrows heavily from Queen, a worldly rock band of the distant past. However, The Beast-Tower does not condone or recommend any particular music.
Many spiritually famished apostates, showing a lack of appreciation for Jehovah's animated provisions for children, have spoken against a toy used for educational purposes in a recent video. This independent, twisted reasoning has, sadly, infiltrated Jehovah's organization. The writers of The Beast-Tower do not take sides in this debate; we present the following only to demonstrate why we consider apostates as the "mentally diseased", presumptuous, deceptive, ravenous wolves devoid of love for God and their neighbor. We have no doubt you will agree, after considering this poorly crafted song, submitted by one of the rank-and-file members of their satanic, loose alliance that is a false imitation of an organization:
Is this toy magic?
Does it please Jehovah?
Or does it please Satan?
Your life is over!
Throw out that toy,
And make sure you wipe your feet.
I’m just a Witness
To my childhood tragedy.
As I come, as I go
Scriptures after every chore
Daddy slipped on marbles
And then it killed my teddy
Mama
Just killed a toy
Threw him in a blue trash bin
'Cause magic is from Satan
Oh, mama
It was all in fun
Till you took the time to squint your eyes at me
Oh, mama!
Didn't mean to make God sad!
I'd never want to cause Jehovah sorrow!
I've got nothing left to hide!
I wish that I’d never met Sparlock at all!
Next school day
I'll see my chum
And he'll ask about Sparlock
And I'll say I just forgot
It's a theocratic strategy
I'll pray that he won't get too mad at me
Oh, mama,
I slapped away a snake
Why doesn't that earn me some kind of break?
Did that toy airplane outside
Fall straight out of the sky or was it me?
As I come, as I go
Scriptures after all my chores
Family Worship, can you read the Bible?
Didn’t think the marbles
Would blow up a whole TV
My parents do not like me!
They berate me nightly!
I’m just a Witness
To my childhood tragedy
Spare him his toy
It is purple and neat!
I'm just a Witness
To everything I can't be
He's just a Witness
To what he cannot be
He's a wizard!
He's a wizard!
He's a wizard warrior!
As I come, as I go
Evil toy at home--
That Sparlock toy is magical!
Let it go! That Sparlock toy is magical!
Let it go! That Sparlock toy is magical!
Let it go!
Toy is magical!
Let it go!
Toy is magical!
Oh, marble-me-ah, marble-me-ah
Clean your toys up off the floor!
Beelzebub—he has wrapped around a toy
For me, for me, for me!
Daddy, watch where you step
Or else marbles will fly!
I'll clean everything up or my teddy will die!
Just fry it up
Just fry it up
Just fry it right next to me!
Daddy slipped on marbles
And then it killed my teddy