Put the meaning of Sparlock at www.urbandictionary.com

by Iamallcool 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    I do not think I am too good with words, anyone here wants to do it? If you do, I would like to see your entry.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    I tried.

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    What do you mean you tried?

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    I did an entry, nothing yet.

  • Knowsnothing
    Knowsnothing

    Here's mine:

    Word: Sparlock

    Definition: The trash bin character from a new Jehovah's Witness DVD, whose only crime is being a plastic warrior wizard toy. Enduring the wrath of what some would call an anal, obsessive, controlling 'MILF', Sparlock manages to escape the dark recesses of the trash bin, if only in the hearts and minds of many ex-Jehovah's Witnesses.

    See also, 'mentally diseased apostates', 'Watchtower screw ups', 'Sparlockus', 'cult action figure', 'makes Jehovah sad', and 'Satan's most powerful tool'.

    Example : Ex-JW: Hey, did you see the new Watchtower DVD? Sparlock rules!

    Jehovah's Witness: Unless I confirm this at the District Assembly, I am under the assumption this is a Satanic, Foderati, Illuminati, Masonic, Satanic, World-Wide, Universal-Wide mentally diseased apostate conspiracy. Good day, sir.

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Sparlock is another word for :

    Magic that Jehovahs' witnesses enjoy at Disney's Magic Kingdom

    The Evil queen cast a Sparlock and turn herself into an old woman who offered

    Snow White a poison apple

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Tee hee hee.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Still nothing ...

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    I think the moderators will have to approve your entry.

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