Pedophile Worlwide Fund

by TJ Curioso 7 Replies latest social humour

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  TJ Curioso

  
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  wasblind

  WE CAN GIVE JEHOVAH ( THE WTS )

  RESOURCES: WE AN ALSO GIVE OF OUR MATERIAL RESOURCES TO SUPPORT THE PREACHING WORK. PAUL ENCOURAGED CHRISTIANS TO "SET SOMETHING ASIDE " REGULARLY SO AS TO HAVE SOMETHING TO GIVE TO THOSE IN NEED ( THE WTS ) ( 1 CORINTHIANS 16; 1,2 ) IN A SIMILAR WAY, WE MAY BE ABLE TO SET ASIDE FUNDS TO DONATE FOR LOCAL CONGREGATION NEEDS AS WELL AS FOR THE WORLDWIDE WORK. JEHOVAH ( THE WTS ) APPRECIATES WHAT WE GIVE FROM THE HEART."_______OUR KINGDOM MINISTRY MARCH 2008 PAGE ONE

  POOR JEHOVAH HE NEEDS 28 MILLION DOLLARS, CUZ UNLIKE SPARLOCK HE CAN'T WORK MAGIC IN THE FORM OF A MIRACLE

  IF THE SHEEP DON'T HELP POOR JEHOVAH, HOW WILL JEHOVAH SURVIVE ????

  THE TRUE GOD WILL SURVIVE, HE DON'T NEED TO FLEECE THE SHEEP

  ( THE WTS ) in parenthesis are added by Wuz

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  wasblind

  Maybe we can use this thread to qoute the WTS beggin' money out of their literature
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  irondork

  In an effort to help the brothers keep the WTS afloat, I think it would be a loving provision to institute an automatic draft from our checking/savings account on a weekly or monthly basis.

  Better yet, an automatic payroll deduction would get the money to Bethel even faster.
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  NewChapter

  How many witnesses are there now? I think it works out to 4 dollars a publisher or so. Each congregation should pass a resolution to send the society 4 dollars per publisher to cover the pedophile lawsuit!
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  Iamallcool

  Is that Anthony Morris in that pic?
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  blondie

  I know this is all in fun but even if every pedophile connected with the WTS was gone, there would be so many more in the world, other religious organizations, volunteer organizations, etc. I hope that people who hide their deeds learn how to develop a backbone and report any pedophile, 60% that are family or friends of the family. It is unfortunate that children have to be educated how to recognize the tactics of such people and know who is a safe person to tell. I was victimized by my own non-jw father and not protected by my jw mother. There was nothing in the news or training at school or through law enforcement groups. Here's to an end of protecting pedophiles.

  Blondie
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  wasblind

  Blondie

  In my mind, the biggest betrayal would be a mother not believing her own child,

  and remainin' in a situation which would lead to continued harm, of a helpless child

  I know it's difficult to raise children alone, my mom did when she left my abusive father

  but we made it through, and with out the abuse