We're happy to see
You came to the meeting.
Where've you been?
Where've you been?
We have been planning
An unannounced visit,
To find out your sins.
All of your sins.
We tapped all your phones,
And two of us listened.
We followed you home,
And saw your new women.
We'll hold committee
If you are not present.
For that is love,
Conditional love.
Make sure you don't get
A full education.
We're so near the end,
Near the end.
Though decades have passed,
We're closer than ever
Give us your best--
Hey, that's not your best!
It surely will come
In 'this generation'
And if it does not
Then next iteration
Your last will is ours
After your cremation
For that is love
Your cash is our love.
And oh how we love
Protecting your children!
Hush them up.
Hush them up!
And even with their
Abusers' confessions
Cover it up
We'll cover it up!
Our legal advice
Is not to embarrass
Jehovah's great name
Our children we cherish
Though in the bad way
With stick and with carrot
For that is love
Conditional love.
--sd-7