Funny Article About JW's!

by Mister Biggs 2 Replies latest social current

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    If you peep the link, it's the 2nd to the last article.
    http://www.news24.co.za/City_Press/City_Press_Leaders/0,1885,186-189_1151992,00.html

    Change your sales tactics, Jehovah

    Jehovah sent a bigger brigade than usual of witnesses to Yeoville yesterday morning, determined to badger sinners into converting to their faith before the Second Coming. You couldn't miss them even if you didn't believe in the First Coming.

    Maybe somebody should tell Jehovah to change his (or her) sales tactics. It's not nice being accosted by a persistent salesperson when you are carrying five litres of wine, and then the salesperson sets the agenda for the discussion and seems unconcerned that you may be in a hurry.

    Presumably one is not supposed to be rude and tell Jehovah's would-be witnesses to buzz off or they could enter the Kingdom of God before the Second Coming.

  • 2SYN
    2SYN

    I'm always so embarrassed about the people in my country. Damnit!

    Well now the WTBTS has given me another reason to be embarrassed.

    FFS :(

    I think I need to become a Canadian Citizen or something.

    The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

  • QUEENIE
    QUEENIE

    AROUND HERE I AM KNOWN AS a apostate householder that will tell them to F---k off and or I will kick__their f---k ass of my front porch and I aint foolin so therefore are NOT bother by elders and their crap !!! I have had a kool xJW (elder) drop by a couple of times and I think he is KOOL among other things..ME has a crush I think!!!!

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