(Repost) According to David Splaine, under no CIRCUMCISIONS would we accept blood.

by ranmac 2 Replies latest jw experiences

  • ranmac
    ranmac

    In my morning haze/haste, I totally effed up my post title. With regard to fans of GB hero, David Splaine, I thought Id repost it for anyone who might of missed it due to my sloth-like morning fingers. I got a few awesome responses. Heres the original thread and my post.

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/experiences/228251/1/According-to-nder-no-circumcisions-would-we-accept-a-blood

    Two minutes into his concluding talk at the DC, Brother Splane made this slip of the tounge. Almost everyone laughed their ass off. I only went to the sunday programming but could tell this was the highlight of the weekend. He continued his logical discourse with gems about how Noah went door to door and had to call on Nephilim and he made it crystal clear that even our disfellowshipped children have to be completely cut off because only Jehovah has the power to save them. His slip of the tounge actually was understandable because while watching him spew his rubbish on the stage he kind of looked like a penis in a suit.

  • Dogpatch
    Dogpatch

    So is his stupid untrue doctrinal statement, JWs accept blood all the time.

    http://www.ajwrb.org

    Randy

  • designs
    designs

    David Splaine is the Wt's. Captain Queeg (Humphrey Bogart role in The Caine Mutany) master of crazy.

    If there was anyone in the GB who would tell the rank and file to drink the Koolaid its DS.

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