A Hells Angel studied with the dubs and progressed until he was ready for field service. The local elder decided to accompany him on his first trip in the field. The Hells Angels wannabe dub had bought a suit, white shirt and tie and when he put it on, it covered up all his body ink except that on his neck and the swastikas and skull and crossbones all over his face, and on his hands and wrists.
They go to the first door and the householder says, "yes? May I help you?" The Hells Angel dub says, "well, we have these here magazines and..." He was interrupted by the householder who said, "I'm sorry. I am just not interested."
Hells Angel dub then says, "go fuck yourself," and walks away. The elder "counsels" him: "That was not a very Christian or appropriate thing to say to that householder."
Hells Angel dub replies, "Well, hell, he's going to be killed by God pretty soon, anyway. What's the difference?"
Elder scratches his head, trying to come up with a believable reply.
It got hot that day, so the Hells Angel dub, took off his suit jacket and shirt, exposing all his body ink. He placed 40 magazines that day. Twenty householders had the locks changed on their doors.
I made all this up.
Farkel