As we heard my Aussie drinking mate mate Geoff Jackson of the Governing body is engaged to a woman less the half his age......OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE....OOOOOY OOOOOY OOOOY!!!!!! Before we take him on his "Aussie bucks night" and leave him handcuffed to a sheep....I have great news.
He told me a new Watchtower is coming out next month saying: "Elders can no longer police ANY sexual practices between a husband and wife.." {he then winked and threw me another Fosters Beer} Go you Dog Yeaaaaaaaah! Just in time for his honeymoon. As his mate I'm so glad he gets enjoy his flesh one more time before flying off to heaven and losing his "junk" forever."
For "Jackaroo Jackson" as we called him....here's to you for giving me the greatest gift of all.
Sorry thats Jeff at the end....I think he wants to "sheer" that sheep.