"Kingdom Hall Survival Guide" Cooking For The Kooks!

by Bubblegum Apotheosis 2 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Bubblegum Apotheosis
    Bubblegum Apotheosis

    Sister Kook's husband was admitted into the Emergency Room for a pain in his chest. The phone rang on a Sunday night, and Elder Joe asked if I could make a meal for "dear Sister Kook", "you know she has been a pillar for our congregation?" I thought to myself "really, she seemed like a foul old bitch, angry at any noise a child or infant would make. She never invited anyone in her car group in Field Service, nor did she call any of the other friends who suffered losses through death, divorce or depression. Sister Kook, was part of the crowd in our congregation that received the "brother love" reserved for the "players" or important people.

    I told brother Joe, "hey no problem, I can make what ever you want!" Brother Joe provided me with a list of their dietary requirements and I made Sister Kook dinner. This went on with other members of the Congregation, cheefully they cooked meals or bought KFC to bring to this spiritually shallow family. Think of how happy the Congregation was when they found out, Sister Kook had thrown every meal into the trash. She did not trust anyone's cooking but her only son. Sister Kook wanted brothers and sisters to cook for her, "it was the thought that counted" yet every meal for three weeks time, ended up in the trash can. The Kooks thanked everyone for their hard work, and now the secret has finally come out, all you sisters who cooked for this old hag, I am sorry I found out two weeks into this Ponzi cooking scam.

    Watch out for who you cook for, and don't cast your food before swine!

  • notjustyet
    notjustyet

    Wow!!

    If this is true, she is one weird woman.

    I wonder how the secret got out?

    Were people saying things like "Dude,.. I put enough tranqulizer in her burrito to put down a horse, yet she still lives!" Or something similar?

    NJY

  • JWOP
    JWOP

    Wow. What an ungrateful "w"itch.

    I remember twice when the congregation cooked for us:

    (1) We were living in one city, and I was bedridden with a severe medical problem. My poor hubby had to take care of me, two toddlers, house duties, cooking, and whatever. My congregation was kind enough to feed us a large supper each night (even though hubby was not a JW) for the six weeks that I was bedridden. And the meals were DELICIOUS, and we ATE them.

    (2) A few years later we were living in another city. We had survived a major car accident which left our children in the hospital for about six weeks. This new congregation also fed us every night AND gave us transportation to the hospital to see our children (40 miles away) practically every day. Again, the meals were DELICIOUS, and we ATE them.

    I can't imagine wanting people to cook for you, and then throwing it away.
    God saw that. It'll come back on her.

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