FAT THEOLOGY 101 ....
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach,
green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live
long and healthy lives....
And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent
double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds...
And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure
that man found so fair and desirable.
And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds...
And God said, "Try my crispy, fresh salad."
And then Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds...
God gave us fresh fruits, grains and nuts.
Satan gave us complex carbs like breads, pasta and Krispy Kreme!!!
And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
with which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth salad dressing and chicken fried steak, so big
it needed its own platter and a side bowl of extra thick gravy,etc....
And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof...
And God brought forth running shoes and treadmills, man resolved to lose
those extra pounds.
And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not
have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
And Man gained pounds...
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and
brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center
into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream and
refried bean dip to boot!!
And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in
cholesterol.
And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest....
And God sighed and created angioplasty, quadruple bypass surgery and
medications to lower cholesterol.
And Satan smiled and created HMOs.....
