UN-Baptizmal Service

by Beans 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Beans

  Hello Friends:

  For all of you who have left the BORG and want to truley reverse the curse we here at Apostacon Congregation along with our Quotes membership are offering a new service "UN-Baptizmal Service"!!!

  Yes,you and others will be swept away to the Un-Baptizmal pool in a first class fasion where you will receive your souvenir Apostate Towl.The UN-Dunking process will begin and after completion you will be officially an Apostate!

  There is no service charge for this but we are accepting a small donation to cover the cost of printing of your certificate and BEER!

  Beans
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  chezza

  I love it!
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  ashitaka

  Perhaps a Smurf Apostate towel that plays 'Stairway to Heaven'?

  ashi
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  LB

  I think a proper ceremony would include being removed from the pool and being dried off by a chorus of lovely apostate maidens....

  
  Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
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  Scully

  sign me up Beans, my Friend!

  Love, Scully

  
  
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  teenyuck

  Sign Me Up! I Will Bring Beer! Any kind, any Flavor...please inform of time and place so I can get there....
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  Beans

  Dear Puffsrule:

  This ceremony will be held within the next 2 months in Toronto Canada at one of our fine OFFICIAL PUBS,details to come!

  Beans
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  Faraon

  Could we be baptized in beer instead of water?

  JRP
  Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
  Nietzsche
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  SYN

  HEHE!

  I was a bit worried when you said 'a small donation', though...sounds a bit bad!

  The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
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  puzzled

  How long do we have to stay under water before we het saved?

  And Does this include air fare?
  plmkrzy