Religious Restraining Orders: Do U Want 1?

by Mindchild 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    I thought this court case was rather interesting. In short, The Baptist Church in Iowa got a permanent restraining order against anyone who is "unsaved." That is right, if you are not a Baptist you can't come within ten miles of this church without getting arrested.

    You can find the original PDF legal document at this URL: www.landoverbaptist.org/news0301/courtcase.pdf

    For you folks who can't quite get Adobe to work right for you, I've copied the text below. Look for my comments at the end...

    CAUSE NO. 98-10829

    LANDOVER BAPTIST I, LTD., IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF LANDOVER S & L CORP., and WEXLER OFFSHORE HOLDINGS, P.L.L.C. Plaintiffs,

    VS. CENTRAL IOWA ARCHDIOCESE OF THE HOLY ROMAN CATHOLIC AND APOSTOLIC CHURCH, UNITED METHODIST COUNCIL, LUTHERAN CHURCH OF NORTH AMERICA, ET AL,

    ORDER

    On the 15th day of February, 2001 came to be heard the application of Plaintiffs, LANDOVER BAPTIST I, LTD., LANDOVER S & L CORP. and WEXLER OFFSHORE HOLDINGS, P.L.L.C. (hereafter collectively “LANDOVER”) for a permanent injunction enjoining Defendant churches, atheists, agnostics and others similarly situated (hereafter collectively referred to for convenience as “THE UNSAVED”) from physical presence within a 10-mile radius of Landover Baptist Church. In particular, LANDOVER seeks to make the temporary orders which this Court has granted since 1956 permanent, thereby obviating the need for LANDOVER to petition the Court periodically for equitable relief. Also before the Court is Defendants’ Motion for Recusal. For the reasons stated herein, the Court concludes Plaintiffs’ application should be GRANTED and Defendants’ motion DENIED

    The Parties

    Each plaintiff company maintains an ownership interest in Landover Baptist Church of Freehold, Iowa. While other entities maintain similar title and right, for purposes of this lawsuit, power of attorney of all owners has been assigned to the named plaintiffs, the remaining owners desiring their identities to remain confidential. Landover Baptist, colloquially recognized as “America’s Favorite Church” and the place “Where the Worthwhile Worship” has been an historic, religious and patriotic symbol of pride for this county for several hundred years. LANDOVER has donated millions of dollars to the coffers of the county and to the community of Freehold. LANDOVER is responsible for the erection of countless county buildings, including the very courthouse in which this order was prepared.

    The defendants include a collection of individuals without religious beliefs and various allegedly Protestant denominations whose effect on the community has been modest, at best. Nonetheless, the Court sanguinely acknowledges these entities are entitled to the same Constitutional protections as any others.

    The Facts

    For more than 40 years, LANDOVER has made periodic and repeated applications to this judicial district for restraining orders to exclude certain individuals considered undesirable from presence around the church perimeter. The first such application was made in 1956 when a group of women called “nuns” from the local Catholic “church” established a semi-permanent presence on the sidewalk across the street from Landover Baptist Church, under the guise of collecting for charity. In reality, as this Court then found, the nuns were engaged in a concerted and highly organized effort to coerce Landover Baptist members to joint the Catholic “faith” – a
    belief structure many Biblical scholars have deemed a dangerous cult and the majority of saved Christians believe ensures an eternity in Hell. Finding irreparable harm if these women were allowed to continue to solicit saved Christians, this Court granted LANDOVER’s initial claim for relief and prohibited the presence of Catholic nuns
    and clergy within 10 miles of Landover Baptist. However, the Court declined to grant a permanent or broader injunction on the ground there was no evidence the Catholics were likely to repeat their manipulative tactics and no justiciable controversy concerned any other individuals, hence any litigation involving other groups was not ripe.

    Since 1956, the Court has granted at least one restraining order to LANDOVER each year. Among those unsaved individuals who have been enjoined from presence at or around Landover Baptist at some time during the last 40 years are members of the following groups: Hebrews, Arabians, Mexicans (and other Catholics), Pentecostals, Unitarians, Democrats and California biking clubs. In each instance, the Court found that the individuals in question posed an imminent threat to the autonomy of the church and/or to the physical or spiritual health of its members. Each time, the Court indicated its reluctance to grant injunctive relief beyond the particular conduct alleged unless and until a justiciable controversy arose.

    On January 4, 1998, LANDOVER filed the instant petition, seeking permanent injunctive relief against THE UNSAVED. THE UNSAVED responded by denying LANDOVER’s allegations, asserting various
    Constitutional protections as affirmative defenses and moving the Court to recuse itself from consideration of LANDOVER’s request.

    Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law

    “A party is entitled to a permanent injunction if proof exists that the injunction would prevent irreparable harm and if the party has no adequate remedy at law.” Hockenberg Equipment Co. v. Hockenberg’s Equipment & Supply Co., 510 N.W.2d 153, 158 (Iowa 1993) (citing Presto-X-Co. v. Ewing, 442 N.W.2d 85, 89 (Iowa 1989)). A court, however, should grant an injunction “with caution and only when clearly required.” Denison v. Calbaugh, 306 N.W.2d 748, 755 (Iowa 1981).

    Irreparable harm exists not only when monetary damages would be insufficient to compensate the applicant fully, but also when the defendants’ acts are likely to be repeated and undeterred by the threat of judicial sanction. See Hockenberg Equipment, 510 N.W.2d at 639-40.

    The Court is convinced LANDOVER will face irreparable harm for which there is no legal remedy if THE UNSAVED are not permanently enjoined. The Court finds persuasive the fact that LANDOVER has been compelled to petition this Court no less than 52 times for injunctive relief. This is strong evidence of a pattern of abuse of LANDOVER’s rights by THE UNSAVED who refuse to respect the Church’s autonomy and independence. The Court takes judicial notice of the fact that the morality of this society is deteriorating at an unprecedented rate. When the man holding the highest office in the land is caught engaging in promiscuous, extra-marital sex, one of the top-rated television programs is about encouraging couples to split up, and another top-10 shows glorifies homosexuals and alcoholics, something is seriously amiss. LANDOVER’s website has, itself, exposed much of this corruption. The erosion of Judeo-Christians values (to use Justice Scalia’s oft-used phrase) ensures there will constantly be individuals attempting to harass the God-fearing parishioners of
    Landover Baptist.

    LANDOVER has no adequate remedy at law because THE UNSAVED are undeterred by the threat of judicial intervention, as evidenced by their repeated harassment of Landover Baptist and its members.
    Furthermore, the emotional trauma experienced by church members as they are subjected to claims of apparitionspotting, consubstantiation and the purported supremacy of Mary (just to name the elements of Catholic coercion) cannot be recompensed monetarily. Dollars and cents could never make up for such severe psychological discomfort.

    THE UNSAVED erroneously argue that a permanent injunction applying to a 10-mile radius would be overly broad and would infringe upon their freedom of religion and expression as guaranteed by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. The Court strongly disagrees. Time, place and manner restrictions on both expression and worship have never been deemed unconstitutional. The only question, then, is whether a 10-mile radius is a reasonable restriction. The Court concludes affirmatively. Landover Baptist is situated on
    well over 1,000 acres of land. This figure excludes surrounding land masses which are likewise owned by LANDOVER but which are involved in business concerns or are, as yet, undeveloped. All of the homes
    surrounding Landover, to an average of five suburbs deep, are owned by Landover members. Restrictive covenants in the original deeds preclude ownership by anyone other than saved Southern Baptists. Thus, a broad geographic scope to any injunction is essential to protect the church members, but will not overly burden THE UNSAVED since they would be unlikely to find a receptive audience in the enjoined territory.

    LANDOVER has met all requirements for a permanent injunction.
    Motion to Recuse THE UNSAVED have moved that this judge recuse himself on the ground that he is a silver-level tithing member of Landover Baptist and therefore cannot be objective. While this Court has managed to overlook the assault on its integrity, it nonetheless is compelled to cavalierly deny this poor conceived motion. All of the district court and county court-at-law judges in Freehold County are Landover Baptist members. These judges, including this one, have repeatedly evaluated the church’s conduct in various civil cases and have never issued improper or biased rulings. THE UNSAVED fail to specify a single statement or deed by this Court which would suggest its inability to remain impartial. THE UNSAVED’s argument is tantamount to saying that because this judge is a major contributor to the Republican Party, he should recuse himself from hearing any cases involving Republicans. In short, THE UNSAVED’s argument is devoid of merit and has been brought in bad faith. Therefore, the Court denies the motion and, sua sponte, sanctions THE UNSAVED $100,000.00 for the filing of a frivolous pleading.

    Holding and Mandate

    For the reasons stated, IT IS ORDERED that all individuals other than saved Southern Baptists and their children are prohibited from physical presence within 10 miles of Landover Baptist Church until such time as this order may be dissolved. The prohibited area extends in the north to Oak Street, in the east to the E.O. Johnston & Co. corn fields, in the south to the Masons’ storm shelter and in the west to F.M. Road 89257. IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that Defendants pay the sum of $100,000.00 to Plaintiffs within 10 days of the signing of this order as sanctions for a frivolous filing.

    Signed this 15th day of February, 2001.

    PRESIDING JUDGE

    As you undoubtedly see, you can get a restraining order then against a specific group of individuals on the basis of them causing you psychological discomfort. That in itself is hardly news. What is more interesting is that it can be extended for an extended time period as shown here and may include any such group undesireables you wish to include listed in it.

    More interesting to me however is yet another possiblity. Realistically, few people would bother going through the expense and hassle to get a restraining order setup. What though about giving this idea to other different religious groups (say the Unitarians, or whatever) and have their minister do a group restraining order for their congregation at one shot in court? Is this possible? I think it would be very interesting to see such an idea catch on, and the dubs having to make extensive lists of don't calls in their territories!

    What do you think?

    Skipper

  • Scully
    Scully

    Wow, Skipper, this is very interesting.

    I can imagine enforcing a restraining order of this nature would be very difficult. How on earth can they justify a 10-mile radius?? Do they own all that land surrounding the church?? Are there roads in the vicinity that are used for local traffic?? Are there signs posted that read "10-mile radius, Enter only if you have been SAVED!"?? Who pays the taxes on the land within the 10 mile radius??

    Am I missing something here?? Or is this church asking for something completely unreasonable? And what about the separation of Church and State?? Doesn't this completely violate that principle?

    Just curious.....

    Love, Scully


  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    Aw, c'mon guys. This is obviously a spoof site. Did you see the items for sale? Like, the "Get Your Ass To Church" items supposedly for sale?

    If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?

  • detective
    detective

    This is a spoof site. The satire is priceless. It's completely hysterical. The bible quizzes are great too. One of my favorite offerings was the Valentine's day shirt they had for sale. It said, "I've got a heart on for Jesus". Too much! Don't believe a word of that site but have fun.

    www.landoverbaptist.org

  • singsongboi
    singsongboi

    doan fear mindchild - i fell into same trap!!
    then i woke up!! and ...laughed like hell at that site... such a send-up.. so well written.

    here's one of my favourite bits.... sent it to so many friends, some still think it's genuine.

    Nancy Boy Chrissy, The Bed-Wetting Sissy!

    -by Pastor Deacon Fred (featuring Christian poems from Sister Taffy Crockett)

    Summary: Do you know someone whose child seems a bit effeminate? Does he dress a little too neatly? Take too much time with his schoolwork? Is he suspiciously polite to grown-ups? Well, "Nancy Boy Chrissy, the Bed Wetting Sissy" is just the holiday gift to provide the tools his parents will need to embarrass and taunt him back to masculinity.

    This beautifully illustrated book tells the story of Christopher Pansy, a 12-year old boy who is gayer than a May Pole. He is a constant humiliation to his normal, Christian parents. While other boys in the neighborhood are riding bikes and killing stray cats, Christopher loves to prance about, looking through his telescope, making maps of the stars and taking hot food to shut-ins. His parents try to humiliate him with derisive rhymed chants (CD included), snakes, spankings and the hot side of a Sears iron, but nothing seems to work.

    Finally, some of the neighborhood real boys corner Christopher after school behind the gymnasium. They strip the little sissy of all his girlish clothes, righteously tell him that Jesus hates fems ("Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor EFFEMINATE, nor abusers of themselves with mankind." I Cor 6:9), then they sodomize him and throw stones at him until he dies.

    After this exciting chapter, the Lord Jesus blesses Christopher's parents with a real boy, Rodney. When Rodney is 7, he meets a boy at school who seems gay so his parents teach him the chants they used to mock his dead brother Christopher.

    In this way, children hearing this delightful story, not only learn a valuable lesson about what happens to queers, they also have the fun of repeating and memorizing the catchy, inventive jeers that they will be able to use against their suspiciously fey playmates. Parents who enjoyed reading "Dita the Dirty Dutch Diesel Dyke" to their daughters will want to pick up a copy of "Nancy Boy Chrissy, the Bed-wetting Sissy" for their boys.

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Ha Ha... it looks like the joke is on me. Late last night when I put this post together, I got the pdf link from a search engine result of court cases relative to religious restraining orders. The PDF format looked real and had no real indicators of a spoof at a close glance.

    Thanks to Dakota and Detective for pointing out the true nature.

    Skipper

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Mindchild

    Their humor is so dry, it's easy to think it's serious. They have some strong satire sermon sound clips too.

    SS

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    I have such a temptation to mock you right now Mindchild, but I know you're a smart guy.

    I guess it just goes to show how important our motivations for seeking information in the first place are, coupled with the context in which we get that information.

    I was recently played by someone whose entire life (as he described it) seems to be a fabrication for the most part. And then there's that chic on this very board.....

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