SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

by Elsewhere 6 Replies latest social humour

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    10 MILES

    He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    5 MILES

    Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    NEXT RIGHT

    His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the driveway. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

    He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me."
    He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit holding a tin cup. This nun
    instructs: "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the
    large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

    GO IN PEACE
    YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
    BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • cellomould
    cellomould

    I love this joke!

    thanks

    cellomould

    "In other words, your God is the warden of a prison where the only prisoner is your God." Jose Saramago, The Gospel According to Jesus Christ

  • waiting
    waiting

    lol - I had 12 yrs of schooling by Franciscan nuns.....

    funny joke!

    waiting

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    LOL!

  • JT
    JT

    this is funny

    thanks

  • LB
    LB

    I think I've shopped there.


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

  • COMF
    COMF

    A priest makes a rare trip to town. Walking down the sidewalk he passes a young lady who says, "Hey, father, how about a quickie? Just twenty bucks." Not sure what she means and a bit embarrassed by his ignorance, he mumbles a quick "Bless you, child," and continues on his way. Later, on his way back, he hears a call from a second-floor apartment window and looks up to see another young woman waving at him. "Come on up for a quickie, father. Just twenty bucks." Again he mumbles a reply and hurries on his way.

    Back at the convent, his curiosity gets the better of him, so he calls in the mother superior. "What's a quickie?" he asks.

    "Twenty bucks, same as in town," she replies.

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