Without having read all the responses, I'm going to post my own thoughts:
1) I think people would be very interested to know about the door-to-door records which the J-dubs keep on them; as you mentioned in the text of your proposed flyer, Expat.
2) I was discussing this with a friend yesterday (who has never been associated with the J-dubs) and we were talking about the invasive spirit of the entire organization; specifically, their views on "acceptable" sexual relations between a husband and wife...I told my friend that (last I read) oral sex was a disfellowshipping offence, and he said, "How would they monitor something like that?!" It really demonstrates the total control the WTS has over EVERY aspect of the lives of the J-dubs.
Pierre Trudeau said, "The government has no place in the bedrooms of the nation". Neither does the Faithful and Discreet Slave.