Well, apparently he's been getting his own website, for one thing. The point of which is to shepherd the nations with an iron rod? No. Herald the Kingdom? No. Get himself a good woman? Now you're cookin'!
Yes ladies, you can date Jesus. In fact, play your cards right and you could get to bathe with Jesus. All you have to agree to is a little innocent photography. Can't say fairer than that!
And don't worry. This Jesus is the real authentic blue-eyed blonde beloved of all true believers.
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