What has Jesus been doing since 1914?

by expatbrit 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Well, apparently he's been getting his own website, for one thing. The point of which is to shepherd the nations with an iron rod? No. Herald the Kingdom? No. Get himself a good woman? Now you're cookin'!

    Yes ladies, you can date Jesus. In fact, play your cards right and you could get to bathe with Jesus. All you have to agree to is a little innocent photography. Can't say fairer than that!

    And don't worry. This Jesus is the real authentic blue-eyed blonde beloved of all true believers.

    http://www.jesus.com/

    Expatbrit

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    Oh my giddy aunt!!

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Like the rest of the Witnesses, he's waiting for Armageddon.

  • Scully
    Scully

    I know! I know!!

    He's been getting BALD & FAT

    Here are the pictures to prove it:
    before 1914:

    after 1914:

    Love, Scully

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    that is a very cute Jesus and Homer ain't bad either.

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    Obviously you don't read a SINGLE one of my VERY important posts expatbrit.

    I've been taking about Jesus' return and bathing in at least 3 posts.

    Slipnslidemaster: "Bless your little Irish heart and every other little Irish part.

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