by moman 4 Replies latest jw friends
Watchtower translation of: "Lets hook-up & have some dinner"
WT: Let us THANK our HOLY God Jehovah for this FINE oppertunity to gather together in his SPIRITUAL PARADISE with his people to enjoy this WONDERFULL pyhsical & spiritual feast, that would not be possible without his FAITHFULL annointed slave class providing the PROPER food at the proper time!
GAG, GAG, GAG!....did I forget any adjectives?
Yes, you forgot the most hypocritical of all.
The LOVING brotherhood blah blah blah the LOVING arrangment blah blah blah blah the LOVING elder body blah blah blah blah.
Lisa
....Yes indeed! remember those five meetings a week, now isn`t that a LOVING provision from Jehovah?...........Jedd who dont do that no more class
Evil: Smurfs, of course!
Bunch of old magazines, useful for kitty litter: Watchtower, Awake
Ancient WTBTS Books, containing damning evidence of policy changes: Old Light
Drunkard and generally power-mad despotic dictator: The esteemed Judge Rutherford!
Walking around REAL slow for hours, knocking on doors and getting told 'Not interested': Field Service
Sitting in a stuffy room listening to spectacularly boring repeats of information already repeated 300 times: Meeting nights.
Same as above, but exactly the same meeting, using usually the same Watchtower: Monday nights at Bethel
Place where thousands of bright young kids are put to prevent them from fornicating/getting a life, also to ensure they will stay as minions of the Borg for the rest of their natural lives due to not having the opportunity to educate themselves, and living on a budget that would have made Mother Teresa proud: Bethel!
It's amazing how compressed all that WTBTS lingo is!
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
Lisa,
Oh thank you for that most LOVING post!
