Celebrity Boxing anyone?

by Mozzer4Life 6 Replies latest social entertainment

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  Mozzer4Life

  I was wondering who might have caught the Celebrity Boxing Match on the Fox Network last night, and what you thought about it? I saw it, and have to say I enjoyed it, as sickening as it was to me. Reality TV has reached a new low in my book, but the low happens to be disturbingly funny.

  I thought it might be fake like Pro Wrestling, but these guys and girls were throwing some serious blows, as infrequent as they may have been. Danny Bona "douche-bag" duce VS. the Brady Bunch dad...that was too creepy. Danny threw some blows that could of made Greg cry. Then Tonya "the Honeymoon tape" Harding VS. Paula "nose-job" Jones...well, I have never seen anyone turn there heads and run away like Paula did, but with the ice rink bully Harding on her tail, or shin, I would have run away too. To finish this travisty of entertainment...Todd "watcha talkin bout Willis" Bridges VS. Vanilla "word to ya' Hairstylist" Ice. It was kinda sad to see Vanilla Ice go down so quickly and eventually lose, but he is used to that I guess. You gotta love him though.

  All in all, it was funny as shyte, but left me with a strange feeling. I can't believe I actually like that stuff, I guess TV's newest drug is quite enjoyable, but the hangover makes you question if you'd do it again. Maybe just on the weekends!

  "I think about life
  And I think about death
  And neither one particularly appeals to me" - Morrissey
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  LB

  Well confession time. I enjoyed the hell out of it. Although I would have enjoyed seeing Toyna get her assed kicked it was fun.

  Ice was pretty tough, he took a lot of shots. I'll give him credit.

  The Brady guy was the oldest son and I knew he'd get his butt kicked. He just didn't look as fit.

  
  Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
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  Mozzer4Life

  Oops, not the Brady Bunch dad, I meant Greg, the oldest son...however, they do kinda look alike, strage.
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  LB

  Interesting slip though Mozzer. Considering that in real life Greg the son, did do the real mom, Florence Henderson, but the Brady dad could have cared less about that.

  
  Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
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  Almost There

  Yes, I hate to admit it, but I did watch. And here is the real embrassing part -- I actually enjoyed it. My family and I were in tears with laughter.

  I actually think my son would be a great talent scout for that show. He suggested Hillary Clinton -vs- Monica Lewisky and many more that I cannot recall right now.
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  Gopher

  This latest travesty in entertainment was brought to you by none other than dick clark productions, who also brought you the shameful "Chamber" game show on Fox. I always thought Dick Clark had more class than to be the impresario of such crap. Oh well, whatever brings in the money and the ratings....[8>]

  Maybe these has-beens could have settled their score through Celebrity bowling, celebrity billiards, celebrity darts, or celebrity poker. Darts? Naaa... they probably would have been instructed to start throwing the darts at each other!

  Grown people! I mean, groan, people!

  -J.R.

  The preceding post was not evaluated by any mental health professionals.
  The opinions expressed are those of a fuzzy, cuddly rodent.
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  LB

  We could have had Gore and Bush in the ring to help decide Florida.

  But without a clear cut knockout, we may have had problems with chads or dimples on the judges cards.

  
  Never Squat With Yer Spurs On