In the beginning there was the computer. And God said
c:\Let there be light.
ENTER USER ID.
c:\God
ENTER PASSWORD.
c:\Omniscient
PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Omnipotent
PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Technocrat
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
c:\Let there be light.
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create light.
DONE.
c:\Run heaven and earth.
And God created the heavens and the earth. And God saw there were 0
errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
c:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create firmament.
DONE.
c:\Run firmament.
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
c:\Let the waters under Heaven be gathered together unto one place and
let the dry land appear.
TOO MANY CHARACTERS IN SPECIFICATION STRING. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create dry land.
DONE.
c:\Run dry land.
And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
c:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night.
UNSPECIFIED TYPE. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Create sun_moon_stars.
DONE.
c:\ Run sun_moon_stars.
DONE.
And God created the night and the day. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
c:\Create fish.
DONE.
c:\Create fowl.
DONE.
c:\Create cattle.
DONE.
c:\Create creepy things.
DONE.
c:\Run fish_fowl_cattle_creepy things.
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
fowl after its kind.
And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
c:\Now let me make man in my image.
UNSPECIFIED TYPE. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Open God database.
DATABASE OPENED.
c:\Load human nature.
TABLE LOADED.
c:\Create man.
DONE.
c:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and
have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and
over every thing that creepeth upon the earth.
TOO MANY COMMAND OPERANDS. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Run multiplication.
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 6 ERRORS.
c:\Insert breath.
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication.
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 5 ERRORS.
c:\Move man to Garden of Eden.
FILE GARDEN OF EDEN DOES NOT EXIST.
c:\Create Garden.edn
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication.
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 4 ERRORS.
c:\Copy woman from man.
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication.
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 2 ERRORS.
c:\Create desire.
DONE.
c:\Run multiplication.
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
c:\Create freewill.
DONE.
c:\Run freewill.
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn.
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
c:\Undo desire.
DESIRE CANNOT BE UNDONE ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED.
c:\Destroy freewill.
FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DESTROYED. ENTER
REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.
c:\Help.
DESIRE CANNOT BE UNDONE ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED. FREEWILL IS AN
INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DESTROYED. ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL,
OR ASK FOR HELP.
c:\Create tree_of_knowledge.
DONE.
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn.
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS RUN. 1 ERRORS.
c:\Create good_evil.
DONE.
c:\Activate evil.
And God saw He had created shame.
WARNING: SYSTEM ERROR IN SECTOR E95. MAN_WOMAN NOT FOUND IN GARDEN.EDN.
1 ERRORS.
c:\Scan Garden.edn for man_woman.
MAN_WOMAN NOT FOUND.
c:\Delete shame.
SHAME CANNOT BE DELETED ONCE EVIL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
c:\Destroy freewill.
FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DESTROYED.
ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.
c:\Stop.
UNRECOGNIZABLE COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
c:\Break.
c:\Break.
c:\Break.
*** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF
MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
c:\Create new world.
YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR ALLOCATED FILE SPACE. YOU MUST DESTROY OLD FILES
BEFORE NEW ONES CAN BE CREATED.
c:\Destroy earth.
DESTROY EARTH. PLEASE CONFIRM.
c:\Destroy earth.
COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 @
7:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.