Hi Y'all!

by NotUhYoYo 2 Replies latest jw friends

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  NotUhYoYo

  I just wanted tuh say hellowe to all y'all! My mamma told me ta start uh communicatin' with some peacful luvin' people, and ya'll are it.

  I ain't had much in thuh ways uh experence in uh chit chattin', but I'm a hopin we can find us some common jerky tegethah.

  I have a questyon tho... Why are yall so worked up at this army-gaiden stuff? Can't yall just go to tha fair or sumthin?

  Lookin' forward to some fine conversin with youse folks. My mamma won't let me have oneuh them studies cause she seems ta' thinks it takes away from me uh milkin' thuh cows or sumthin, so maybe we can talk this stuff about armie-gaiden here.

  Thanks y'all!
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  logical

  stick to milking the cows
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  NotUhYoYo

  Howdy doo maam.

  (My momma always told me tuh tawk nice to thuh ladies). My youse uh fine lookin' thang now, but excoose my manners.)

  Do you like ta milk thuh cows? I yoosta like it till my deddies brudder joe told me that them fary people liked tuh stroke them cow teets like a critter on a gent. Now when I milk uh cow it maykes mey think about dat and kinda makes muh tummy hurt cause it makes meh feel kinda kweerish like.

  But I like ta tawk tuh peypul to cause it's better den uh strokin' a cow all day. But I 'ppreciate yur input there maam. I'm a lookin' forerd to some fine tawks here.

  Duz anybody else here liyke tuh milk cows?