This taken directly from supposed Holy scripture:
I didn't know if I should laugh or cry ?
1 Kings...
20:29 And they pitched one over against the other seven days. And [so] it was, that in the seventh day the battle was joined: and the CHILDREN of Israel slew of the Syrians an HUNDRED THOUSAND footmen in one day. 30 But the rest fled to Aphek, into the city; and [there] a wall fell upon TWENTY AND SEVEN thousand of the men [that were] left. And Benhadad fled, and came into the city, into an inner chamber... 36 Then said he unto him, Because thou hast not obeyed the voice of the LORD, behold, as soon as thou art departed from me, a LION shall slay thee. And as soon as he was departed from him, a lion found him, and slew him. 37 Then he found another man, and said, SMITE ME, I pray thee. And the man smote him, so that in smiting he wounded [him]... 21:19 And thou shalt speak unto him, saying, Thus saith the LORD, Hast thou killed, and also taken possession? And thou shalt speak unto him, saying, Thus saith the LORD, In the place where dogs licked the blood of Naboth shall dogs lick thy blood, even thine... 21 Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel 23 And of Jezebel also spake the LORD, saying, The dogs shall eat Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel. 24 Him that dieth of Ahab in the city the dogs shall eat; and him that dieth in the field shall the fowls of the air eat. 25 But there was none like unto Ahab...
The more I read, the less I believe...