http://whalesinspace.com/2010/04/29/the-bloop-and-cthulhu/
If he returns, I hope he eats Detroit first.
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http://whalesinspace.com/2010/04/29/the-bloop-and-cthulhu/
If he returns, I hope he eats Detroit first.
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The Odd Life of Jehovah's Witnesses
It may very well be Chuthulhu. That is simply a title given to this being by ancient civilizations. The ultra-powerful low frequency sound was a communication between the entity and it's creators who dwell inside the hollow Earth. It was simply a bloop to let it's handlers know that nappy time is nearing its completion. When it's rest cycle is complete it will activate and carryout it's pre-programmed purpose, to wipe the human vermin from the face of the Earth preparing it for waves of Inner- Earth dwellers to colonize. The few surviving humans will become slave labor once again, carrying out the very purpose they were created for when the Inner-Earth race first seeded life on the surface.
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
No because Cthulhu would have already eaten him.
Well, maybe not Jehovah, but I'm sure the fat little third grade boy is totally on our side!!!
(South Park reference, refer to diagram below )