by D wiltshire 9 Replies latest jw friends
"HONK IF YOU DON'T WANT JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR"
Under this the schedule of meeting times.
Join the Watchtower or you will die.
Only Jehovah's Witnesses have the TRUTH all other religions EVIL and from the Devil.
You must beleive the Watchtower or you're going to die a painful death forever, and never come back
I agree wholeheartedly - but do you think anyone will pay attention??
The Halls I attended it was more of a fashion show of sorts - many never even realised the signs exisited - they just listened to the almighty elders from the platform.......
Lyd
Lydia,
I was trying to be funny.
I suppose if the King dumb and dumber hall was on a buisy street and the sign big enough for passing cars to read, the constant beep of horns by non JWs would cause them to notice.
I put this out on the internet for an idea to those brave enough to do it in their town.
If anybody does this please tell us how it worked.
Here's another sign idea:
"WE DISFELLOWSHIP GAYS AND PEOPLE WHO STOP BELIEVING US"
"AND DAM PROUD OF IT"
Join the Watchtower or you will die.
Only Jehovah's Witnesses have the TRUTH all other religions EVIL and from the Devil.
You must beleive the Watchtower or you're going to die a painful death forever, and never come back
D wiltshire,
good idea!
I think there should be bumper stickers made with that first slogan and placed on all the pioneer's, co's and do's cars. Wouldn't they hear a lot of noise behind them all the time!
j2bf
How this for a sign:
"NO COLLECTIONS TAKEN, WE JUST WANT YOUR COMPLETE DEVOTION TO OUR ORGANIZATION OR ELSE"
Join the Watchtower or you will die.
Only Jehovah's Witnesses have the TRUTH all other religions EVIL and from the Devil.
You must beleive the Watchtower or you're going to die a painful death forever, isn't that really GOOD NEWS?
It's a pointless waste of time, as they will just take it down. This has been tried before.
"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.
syn,
Not if you get some ones permission to put the sign on there property.
Or you put it on a car you own and park it next to the King dumb and dumber hall.
Join the Watchtower or you will die.
Only Jehovah's Witnesses have the TRUTH all other religions EVIL and from the Devil.
You must beleive the Watchtower or you're going to die a painful death forever, isn't that really GOOD NEWS?
Good point...I never thought of doing it that way.
"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.
D. wiltshire
Cute idea but rather juvenile. Maybe that's why I LOVE IT!
Jst2laws
HAHAHAHA, I LOVE IT! That should irritate the piss out of 'em. A dose of there own medicine.
