I think Simon should have a button we can push with a "Stupid" sign on it. That way if some poster ticks us off, we can push the button, and maybe stop flame wars?
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> Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
>> That
>> > > way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
>> anything.
>> > > It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. I didn't see
your
>> sign."
>> > > It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of
boxes and
>> >there
>> > > was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and
says
>> > > "Hey,you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice
a week
>> > > to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
>> > > A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we
>> pulled his
>> > > boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass
and this
>> > > idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope.
>> > > Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
>> > > I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery
Channel.
>> There
>> > > was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way
to test
>> >it.
>> > > "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...
They
>> want you
>> > > to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts
when they
>> > > bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna
lose it."
>> > > Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
>> > > side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at
my
>> truck,
>> > > looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't
resist. I
>> > > said,"Nope. I was driving around and those other three just
swelled
>> right
>> > > up on me. Here's your sign."
>> > > We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over
to the
>> > > house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back
to the
>> > > house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the
exhaust pipe,
>> > > then says, "&!%$#! Damn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing
his
>> sign,
>> > > I could have stopped him.
>> > > I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure.
Wouldn't you
>> >know
>> > > I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I
>> couldn't get
>> > > it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
eventually a
>> local
>> > > cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
>> questioning..ok
>> > > ..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a
sign...until he
>> > > asked
>> > > "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at
him,
>> looked
>> > > back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering
a
>> > > bridge...
>> > > here's your sign."
>> > > I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and
>> said "Are
>> > > you still here?" I replied, "No. I left bout 10 minutes ago.
Here's
>> your
>> > > sign."
>> > > Anybody you know need a sign today?