How funny would this be??

by jam 6 Replies latest watchtower bible

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  jam

  National debate on TV, "who serve the true GOD".

  Panel consist of Islam, Christians, Jews , JW,s and

  folks from this site.

  Islam, we serve the true GOD and if you don,t believe me

  watch him give me the power to slit your throat. The Christians,

  Jesus spoke to me last nite and told me you folks worship the

  Devil. The Jews, we started all of this, without us there would be

  no one GOD. JW,s , you alll will die soon, then we will see, you

  and your childrens your mother and father everybody you know.

  Folks here, we just want to know how do you know you are

  serving the true GOD, does he speak to each one of you.

  The JW,s, I am leaving wasn,t aware that Apostate would be here.

  The Jews, we call all you folks Apostate.
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  dazed but not confused

  I would nominate raypublisher "Eric" as one of the speakers for us here on JWN as he is well poised and well spoken. He would knock it out of the park
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  jam

  I agree dazed he would do well among others here, Farkel,

  Cedars, Soloman, undercover, Flipper, designs, new Chapter,

  still thinking, on the way out just to name a few. It would be

  a hoot
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  Broken Promises

  LOL, funny, jam.
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  fakesmile

  i like the premise... instead of a debate we can call it a REbate, ya know retard+debate
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  IsaacJ22

  I thought it would be funny to do a reality TV show where you lock a group of evangelists in a house and force them to convert each other.

  Did I mention that it's to the death?

  Don't make a fuss. You know the Fox network would carry it in a heartbeat.

  OK, I'm just not that big on evangelism. Sorry.
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  jam

  Issac: Now that would be hilarious. But you will have to include

  JW,s so we can see them get booted out of the house in

  the first episode. We are talking about the Bible why do

  you keep talking about the Watch Tower, get the hell out

  of here.