by Introspection 9 Replies latest social humour
What are some of them? I think sometimes those are funnier than any joke, after all it actually happend!
Well off the top of my head, one thing that happend to me was I slipped going in to my history class in HS, and ended up looking like I was doing a split.. I know that's not much but my class and teacher got a kick out of it at the time.
Hey Intro,
When I was a little kid I shit in my pants at the kingdom hall in the bathroom...my friend was getting a real kick out of hearing me farting...anyhow, I was quite embarassed when I realized the last one wasn't gas.
cellomould
"In other words, your God is the warden of a prison where the only prisoner is your God." Jose Saramago, The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
Cello,
Yes sir, there is nothing more embarassing than a wet fart. It sounds like a fart, but is wet shit on your ass and in your pants.
By the way, this is not Larc talking, this George Carlin.
Larc never said this.
Dammit Larc,
You made me laugh too much.
cellomould
"In other words, your God is the warden of a prison where the only prisoner is your God." Jose Saramago, The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
Hey Cello,
Have you ever been driving down the interstate, when a case of the shits come on? The next exit is 10 minutes away and you trying squeeze you ass up real tight so you don't shit all over your car seat? Then you get to the exit and pull into a gas station and walk real slow and careful to the bathroom, and hit the seat when the rectal explosion occurs.
I am just curious. It never happened to me.
Hey Cello, thats happened to me too, but I was an adult. Try to pass a little gas and a MilkDud jumps in the way!!!!!
When I was 15, my family went camping, I was taking a dump next to a tree and two good looking women who were hiking, walked up on me. Oh god I wanted to die!! I could hear them laugh as they walked away.
Hey this thread has gone to SHIT!!!
Should have known with the Cornholio pic.. Anyone want to say a few words about TP now?
BTW, as an explanation in one episode of the show he was deported to Mexico because they couldn't understand what he was saying..
I am Corn Hole-E-O!!! I need TP for my Bung Hole! Bung hole! Bung hole! Arrrrrrrrr! I need TP! I need TP for my Bung Hole! Do you have TP for my Bung Hole? Why are you talking to me if you have no TP for my Bung Hole?
Cappuccino! Arrrrr! I need more Cappuccino!
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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O my!
I can't believe what I've started here. Okay my cousin told one shit story that was worse once... him and his brother (also my cousin, of course) were in the bathtub as little kids. His brother pinched a loaf right there in the bathrub.
'Take it out!'
'No you take it out!'
'No you!'
Hahahahahahaha
cellomould
"In other words, your God is the warden of a prison where the only prisoner is your God." Jose Saramago, The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
