Recently, when I went to McDonalds,s I saw on the menu
that you could have an order of 6,9 or12 chicken McNuggets.
I ask for a half dozen. "we don,t have a half dozen niggets,'
said the teenager at the counter. You don,t? I replied. We only
have six,nine or twelve. So I can,t order a half dozen nuggets,
but I can order six? That,s right.
I was checking out at the local Wal-mart with just a few items and a
lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked
up one of those dividers that they keep by the register and placed
it between our things so they wouldn,t get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the divider
looking it over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding
the bar code, she said to me, do you know how much this is?
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she neds
to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.
The dispatcher tell her to give the kid some Benadryl and he
should be fine. The mother says, I just gave him some ant killer.
Dispatcher: Rush him to emergency right now.
...OUTLAW