Sometimes things happen for a very good reason!

by Terry 5 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Terry
    Terry

    My brother began to dictate in his best oratorical style, the one which has the tribes hanging on his words.

    "In the beginning," he said, "exactly fifteen point two billion years ago, there was a big bang and the Universe--"

    But I had stopped writing. "Fifteen billion years ago?" I said incredulously.

    "Absolutely," he said. "I'm inspired."

    "I don't question your inspiration," I said. (I had better not. He's three years younger than I am, but I don't try questioning his inspiration. Neither does anyone else or there's hell to pay.) "But are you going to tell the story of the Creation over a period of fifteen billion years?"

    "I have to," said my brother. "That's how long it took. I have it all in here," he tapped his forehead, "and it's on the very highest authority."

    By now I had put down my stylus. "Do you know the price of papyrus?" I said.

    "What?" (He may be inspired but I frequently noticed that the inspiration didn't include such sordid matters as the price of papyrus.)

    I said, "Suppose you describe one million years of events to each roll of papyrus. That means you'll have to fill fifteen thousand rolls. You'll have to talk long enough to fill them and you know that you begin to stammer after a while. I'll have to write enough to fill them and my fingers will fall off. And even if we can afford all that papyrus and you have the voice and I have the strength, who's going to copy it? We've got to have a guarantee of a hundred copies before we can publish and without that where will we get royalties from?"

    My brother thought awhile. He said, "You think I ought to cut it down?"

    "Way down," I said, "if you expect to reach the public."

    "How about a hundred years?" he said.

    "How about six days?" I said.

    He said horrified, "You can't squeeze Creation into six days."

    I said, "This is all the papyrus I have. What do you think?"

    "Oh, well," he said, and began to dictate again, "In the beginning-- Does it have to be six days, Aaron?"

    I said, firmly, "Six days, Moses."

    Written by Isaac Asimov

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  • Satanus
    Satanus

    The jewish stories that set the world on fire. Even a lot of jews don't believe their own stories. Yet, gentiles - christians, muslims and the various sects base their very lives on them, and think their eternal future is governed by them.

    S

  • tec
    tec

    Cute ;)

    Peace,

    tammy

  • NOLAW
    NOLAW

    But some idiots ignored their brother's counsel and wrote about 2520 ears instead of 7 years... And they are still writing ...

  • notjustyet
    notjustyet

    All the way to the end I thought that you had a real brother that was mentally ill and you were just playing along with him. lol

    NJY

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