Italian Wisdom
Angelina and Giuseppe were standing before the judge
in divorce court.
Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years
ana Giuseppe he always picka hisa nose ana when we maka
love he's a never letta me ona top. I just canna taka
dis nomore."
The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppe.
"Giuseppe, isa distrue. You always a picka your nose ana
you never let Angelina ona top? Whatta you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppe says, "Wella your honor, itsa true. I picka
my nose a lot ana, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa
gotta be ona da bottom. It all go'sa back to whena'
I'ma younga boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I
always follow ev'ryting he say.
My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppe, I gotta tella you da
two maina secrets of a hava successful life. "Number one,
you always keepa' your nose clean. Ana' number two, don't fuck
up."
