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tyydyy

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One of the most important things to learn is your evil laugh.

How to do an Evil Laugh
This is one of the most important skills you will need to learn as an evil-doer. The evil laugh is a defining characteristic of any supervillain, and you be engaging it in regularly as you gloat over fallen foes exult in your own wickedness. There are many different laughs to choose from, each with varying degrees of derangement.
Ha Ha Ha…
He-he-he-he-he
Muahahahaha
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Once you have decided upon a laugh you will want to begin practicing it every day. Learn all the different chortles and inflections, the many ways to pronounce it and shower your audience with spittle. Before long you should be able to perform it with ease, and will be ready to begin your evil career with style.
Good times to use your evil laugh:
When revealing your master plan. During a bank heist. Before shooting your arch-nemesis. While standing over the bodies of fallen enemies. After your evil scheme has gone off without a hitch. When you are instructing your henchmen. Before unleashing your weapon of great power. Just as the heroes are sneaking up from behind. While you are locked inside a mental asylum. Anytime at all, really.

TimB

Prisca

BWHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Sargon

Personally, i like the Snidely Whiplash evil laugh. Anyone remember him?

Imagination is more important than Knowledge. Albert Einstein

Sargon

That's:

NHAA-HA-HAAA

Imagination is more important than Knowledge. Albert Einstein

pris.
You ALMOST got it right. But I genuinely felt that your laughter went on a little TOO LONG.This smacks of genuine amusement.
Being evil, we could nt have that, now could we??
I myself feel that Bitter Mango has the evil laugh down patter than anyone else here.
ergo: - MUH-WAHAHAhaha
Spot on.

tyydyy

One of the things you have to do as an evil villan is choose a costume. I kinda like the idea of wearing someone elses skin. Did anyone see Fallen with Densel Washington?

Timb

SYN

MWUHAHAHA! *GRIN*

I must be pretty evil, because I laugh like that all the time on the board...

"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.

Xena

You really need to take the Quiz to see if you "qualify"

EVIL QUIZ

If you think you've got what it takes to be a supervillain, then please take the following placement quiz. This is to test your evil potential, and determine whether you possess the necessary attributes to make it in today's evil world.

QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.

QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

A) Excellent management potential.
B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.

QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

A) A policeman
B) A doctor
C) A ballerina
D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.

QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

A) A big lovable dog.
B) A bird of some sort.
C) An iguana.
D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.

QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
B) Watching television.
C) Hanging out with friends.
D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.

QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
C) Atheist or Agnostic
D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.

QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.

QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
B) Corporations run amok.
C) Nuclear war.
D) Me.

QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
B) Bewildered confusion.
C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"

QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.

ANSWERS

Tally up your answers, and find out which letter you answered the most.

Mostly A's, B's or C's - You unfortunately do not possess the necessary qualities to be an evil supervillain. Please continue with your studies and apply again next year. Mostly D's - Excellent.

hhhmmmmm mostly C's and D's for me...I must work harder...

Muahahahaha

Mistress Xena, Princess of Darkness

refiners fire

hmmmm.

2- none of those choices is applicable. I do not work. And believe the enslaved masses should support me in the style i am accustomed to.

3- A- A policeman.
If me and my partner cant beat someone senseless, I can call for backup. A hundred more cops if necessary.

4-B- A bird.
I like looking upon miserable objects in cages .

5-c- hang out with friends. This usually takes place in my underground ritual chamber. Fully soundproofed, of course.

9-D- "It burns" My favourite lines, from my favourite movie.

Not sure whether I qualify or not.

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