Here my new sign idea for holding up at busy King dumb and dumber still halls.
3 inch letters:
JEHO WITNESSES
ARE ENCOURAGEING REGISTERED CHILD MOLESTERS TO CALL ON YOUR DOOR WITH THE GOOD NEWS
Join the Watchtower or you will die.
Only Jehovah's Witnesses have the TRUTH all other religions EVIL and from the Devil.
You must beleive the Watchtower or you're going to die a painful death forever, isn't that really GOOD NEWS?