3/15/2014
In this year of our Lord, 2014 we hereby commence on a journey willed by the Holy spirit concecrated by the will of God. It is evident that we Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses have similarities that cannot be explained any other way then our merciful Father has patiently waited for us to realize we are both the truth! Thru a series of transactions, both legal, and religous, our merger and subsequent unity shall result in our new name, Jehwhorman's latter-day saints of new light. Details shall be presented as the need arises. "GB of other sheep and the Mormon council".
Mormon-JW Merger Announced!
by Kevinson 4 Replies latest jw friends
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Kevinson
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SYN
This is truly 'food at the right time'!
On second thoughts, you're probably gonna get DFd for this!
MWUAHAHA!
"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa. -
Tallyman
And that means BOTH cults will share the Angel Moron?
Had to happen sooner or later.
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plmkrzy
ROLFLMAO!
Not according to my uncle I spoke to a couple weeks ago!
There maybe some alike in some ways. Like the Hatfield and the McCoy's
are both hillbillies."I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
styx
Some happy,some sad"
This one most definitely Happy -
refiners fire
key doctrines identifying the co joined churches as truth.
No cigarettes, coffee, tea, alcohol, blood.
The body is a temple unto the Lord.Everyman is on a path of ascension to his own Godhood, and part of the ascension process is tything his earnings to the church and preaching this truth from house to house from door to door, ten hours per month minimum.All youth, upon reaching 18 years of age must embark upon fulltime preaching for a period of 2 years.
This service shall be called "Missionary Pioneering".Organizational structure:
I think the Mormon pyramid structured 1-3-12-70
Is more biblical than the Witness one structured 1-17-6202-
Dont you?It could work.